Fleshlight Info
America’s Favorite Masturbation Sleeve
You’re most likely aware that the Fleshlight is the most popular mass-marketed masturbation sleeve ever produced. With the outward appearance of an innocuous flashlight, the Fleshlight couples the orifice of your choice (vagina, mouth, or anus) with patented synthetic skin to create a sleeve that will engulf your cock with the most lifelike artificial flesh available to erotic accessories. There’s also a multitude of Fleshlight accessories available to make your Fleshlight experience even more stimulating. From its utilitarian design, the Fleshlight can be customized to transform into its owner’s dream masturbation sleeve and there are millions of repeatedly satisfied Fleshlight users who’d be happy to attest to that. Read More
So You Wanna Build A Fleshlight
You’ve come to that pivotal point in your life where you’re longing to experience the masturbatory joys of the Fleshlight, but you’re just too goddamn cheap to buy a Fleshlight of your own. Not to worry. A homemade Fleshlight is easily within your grasp, and you don’t have to have been an engineering major to build a Fleshlight of your own. With just a couple of household items and a quick trip to the hardware store, you can have your Fleshlight with just a couple of hours of effort. Assuming you don’t fuck up. Read More
Our Dear Friend, the Fleshlight
The Fleshlight is easily the most popular masturbation sleeve ever patented by a former SWAT team member. While his wife was dealing with a dicey pregnancy, Steven Shubin devised a masturbation toy with a flashlight style casing to sate his sensual urges, and history was kind enough to make his Fleshlight a iconic name in the world of masturbation sleeves. The Fleshlight’s popular enough so that if you were to make a Fleshlight joke at work, at least some of your colleagues would get it. If your Fleshlight joke was funny enough, you might even dodge getting written up or terminated. Read More
